I realized yesterday that it was my half birthday. That means in 6 months I'll be 30. It scared the crap out of me. I'll be 30 years old and have nothing to show for it. I thought, "Maybe I could get a life by then." I realized the odds of that would be slim. So I thought about what I could do that would make my birthday less depressing. My doctor has been telling me for more than a year that I should be less fat.
It is my goal to be not fat by February 1st.
This means I will have to lose about 40 pounds. That's probably a lot to lose in 6 months, but I need something to feel good about dang it!
I will post updates on my progress. If I do bad, feel free to leave comments such as:
"Fatty fatty fat fat!"
"You so fat, you fatter than my fat Momma!"
"You are an eyesore. I'm sorry, but someone had to say it"
One of the things that made me think this was a good idea was a picture I saw on my cousin's facebook. It reminded me of those weight loss infomercials where a lady who lost a bunch of weight sees an old picture of herself and begins crying and blubbering about how fat she used to be.
Ok, so before you think I have crazy anorexia body issues, you should realize that I'm kind of sarcastic. But seriously, I'm a fat cow.
Current weight: 240
Body fat: 25%