Here's a fake press release written by Andy, one of our media people:
JOE MARLEY'S DEFT TACTICS LEAD TO CRUSHING NCAA LOWBALL POOL WIN!Marley, showing true geniushood, guts rivals;
Destroys the Competition in First and Best Ever NCAA Lowball Competition
POCATELLO – Joe Marley knows how to pick losers and he'll be rewarded for his efforts: the picking prodigy only had one wrong pick in the MARCOM 2011 Low-Ball NCAA Bball Guestfest Extravaganza.
His pick of losers included only one errant lob: he incorrectly predicted UCLA would lose its first game. Besides that, he was perfect. He earned $1.25 first-place prize.
His competition, however, was a bit further off. Rounding out the competition were:
- Joey G. and Heidi B., tied for second with seven;
- Andy T. and Kaye B., tied for fourth with nine;
- Carl J. and Alex J. , tied for sixth with 11; and
- Emily F., eighth, with 15 and counting.
"Bow before me and quake in awe in my presence now," Marley said of his stunning victory.